Wedding Toast - Best Man Essay -- Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Wedding Speech - Best ManAfternoon everyone, firstly, the city council ingest asked me to requestthat, for health and safety reasons, none of you get up on top of the chairsand tables during my standing ovation.Im sure youll all admit this has turned out to be a fabulous weddingcelebration, yet every silver- lining does lay down a cloud, and that is,unfortunately that youve all got to listen to me for a a couple of(prenominal) proceeding.Id just like to start by thanking everyone on behalf of the Bride andgroom, for overlap their wedding day, although personally I wish youd allstayed at home, because things would check been a lot easier on me. Id also like to thank you George, on behalf of the bridesmaids for your kindwords and also my personal thanks for giving me the opportunity to dresslike Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen and for finally admitting after all theseyears that I am the best man. This book tells you to start all speeches with a raillery & I promise Ill startshortly. It also says that you are the most kind-hearted audience & youlllaugh at the lamest joke. Over the next 10 minutes I will be severelytesting this theory. ...I was really loathsome before hand, so I prepared a few lines - and havingsnorted them Im skin perceptiveness pretty good right now...I didnt think I was overtaking to be that nervous but believe me this is not thefirst condemnation today that Ive stood up from a warm seat with a turning of pap... ...h, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full bodilywith age until they go all sour and vinegary, which inevitably gives you aheadache.In all seriousness though George, it has been a great honour to have been yourbest man here today, but more importantly to have known you as a truefriend of yours over the drop dead 14 years. I sincerely wish you the happiest ofmarriages and may our friendship endure for many years to come. I started planning this speech a few weeks ago.... & it must feel like Ivebeen delivering it that long. So it gives me immense pleasure, not to reboot relief, to invite you all - well those who still can - to stand.Ladies and gentlemen, George and Julie